Classing Up This Joint

Dearest Readers,

I've decided to class up this joint.  From now on, the blog will only be written in a complex poetry format that I've created called "Iambic Sextameter".  For example:

I want to scissor you like ye ol' olden tymes.

or

I want to fuck the taste out of ye mouth long tymes.

That's all.  End Post.  ~BV