Updated: BLACK CAT: A One Act Play

BLACK CAT:  A One Act Play

Starring:
Black Cat
White Cat
YZ
Poor Bastard

Opening Scene:
It was a cold, winter night in a small town seeping with Vegetable Zombie Heads.  Black Cat and White Cat have just ingested some pharmies and a fuckload of alcoholic beverages.  They meet up with YZ and Poor Bastard at a local watering hole.  Soon, it is suggested that the group attend an after-party.

--Twenty minutes later at the after-party--

White Cat:  Who wants whiskey?!  (Pours generous servings of whiskey into geese shaped measuring cups and shares them with the group.)

White Cat:  This party is boring.  Black Cat, you should make-out with YZ!

YZ:  I have a girlfriend!

(YZ and Black Cat begin to kiss.)

White Cat:  Who here wants to have a sex party?

Poor Bastard:  (Wakes from the nap he was taking on the couch.)  I should go home.

White Cat:  No.  Go into the bedroom.

(Poor Bastard stumbles into the bedroom, and quickly falls asleep.  Alone. Black Cat, White Cat and YZ go into another room to have a sex party.)

Black Cat:  Wait.  What?  Poor Bastard isn't coming to the sex party?  He's cute.  Oh well, I take what I can get.

(White Cat, Black Cat and YZ disrobe and make-out.)

White Cat (to YZ):  You should fuck Black Cat and let me watch.

(YZ fucks Black Cat and White Cat watches.)

---Fade to Black---

YZ has dressed and, while making his way to the door addresses the cats:  Black Cat, I love you very much.  White Cat, I love you very much, but if either of you tell anyone about any of this I will deny it with every fiber of my being.

White Cat and Black Cat:  (simultaneously waving)  Bye!

--End Scene--

Epilogue

--The next day--

Poor Bastard:  You cats always say that you are going to have sex parties and you never do.  You are really bad at having orgies.

Black Cat and White Cat:  (Giggle simultaneously)

The End.