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Friday, December 3, 2010

Brokeass Matchmaker Profile #1: Single Girl ISO Non-Racist Racist

Very Famous Bewbs!

Boxwine needs not a glass

MELONS!

More MELONS!
Name:  Lisa

Interested in: Men, but will accept women if drunk


Height: 5'4"

Weight: Average build with enough cushion for any and all pushin needs

Bewbz: Very Famous

Profession: Scientist

Likes: Having large sums of monies spent on me, watching TV for a million hours, science talk (as long as you're not smarter than me), people who are racist on purpose but still like black people, whiskey, skittles

Dislikes: Spending large sums of monies on you, "going to the gym", science fiction talk (of any variety), when people are so for reals racist that they don't even know they're being racist, children, fruit

If you, or anyone you know, is interested in a hot date with Lisa, please contact me at bluevelvetsfp@gmail.com.  Include your full name, a photo and a brief description of yourself.

5 comments:

  1. acetylcholine and the limbic system. can we talk some of that over a spacebox?

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  2. Titties! Finally a reason to visit this blog. More titties please!

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  3. Acetylcholine! Reveal yourself! We can at least talk about the Lambic system.

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  4. Yeah, Acetylcholine, reveal yourself! Passive aggressive comments suck. Especially when free Lambic or the limbic system are involved.

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