Brokeass Matchmaker Profile #3: Kuntry girl seeks tough guys for drunken and violent good times

Do as I say.  That's all.

A freak on the street and a lady on your face.

Cold, cold heart

Boring, loser, non-hoodrat types need not apply

Name:  Kathy
Interested in: Tall, arrogant, selfish men who respect that I am arrogant and selfish

Height: 5' 6"
Weight: Some cushion/not total fatty--can totally can run a mile
Bewbz: Very Famous (DD)
Profession: Painting, Partyin', odd jobs to pay for Painting and Partyin'

Likes: Kentucky, doing hood rat stuff, climbing/dancing on furniture, attention, people who can take a punch, tough guys, drunk dials/texts, general insanity, drugs, drunk spelling bees, drinking in the alley, serenades, James Brown dance parties

Dislikes: passive agressive creepers, crybabies, children, sober people, the government, art snobs, women, when people act like dicks because I don't eat cheese, television, people who act like dicks because I don't like television

Looking for: A tough guy who is actually tough and not a pussy baby on the inside. I tell the truth and expect the same. Must be a good dancer.



If you or anyone you know is interested in a hot and violent date with Kathy, email bluevelvetsfp@gmail.com.  Please include a recent photo and a few lines about yourself.