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Name: Kelli
Interested in: Effeminate males with luxurious hair
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Mild eating disorder
Bewbz: Famous
Profession: Wordsmith. World Traveler. Entertainer.
Claim to fame: Was featured in skateboarding magazines in the '90s for being hot
Family background: Dysfunctional
Best attributes: Small hand, good leg (according to her nail tech)
Likes: Precious monies, mansions, vacationing, playing practical jokes, mind games, board games, The Real Housewives of Atlanta, David Lynch, shopping at the mall, kitty cats, black people stuff, french fries, smoking cigarettes, the touch of the younger kind
Dislikes: Unrefined table manners, fast and sloppy eaters, receding hairlines, wrinkle factories, fatties, performing fellatio, sunbathing, dogs, men who wear open toed shoes, poor people, selfishness, Indian food, bad skin, crybabies, gingers
If you are interested in a hot date with Kelli, please respond to bluevelvetsfp@gmail.com. Please include your full name, a recent photo and a few lines about yourself.
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I want to titty fuck you!
ReplyDeleteYou have small hand. You have good leg. You find husband.
ReplyDeleteYou are so beautiful and I love you.
ReplyDeleteyou look like dolly in the first pic (trash money), paris hilton in the next (olde-whore money), an alcoholic in the 3rd one (current monies), and with really ridiculous but not shown parents in the 4th. you also fucked up with the MGD an nigger beer thing on FB and twitter. AND the white person stella thing. niggas like the low 40 oz malt likker and the rich white fuckers KNOW stella does NOT a good beer make. lindeman's peche lambic should be reviewed by you. an i dont like this whole ego thing with you. i preferred yer blog much betters when is was anonymous. dont whore yerself out. just keep talking about them.
ReplyDelete@cailinrua: This blog has never been anonymous. I've always had a picture of myself posted in the "About Me" section. I used to have my real first and last name posted as well, but I took it down for work purposes.
ReplyDeletejust get back to work!
ReplyDeleteMeet me. You know where. I'm already here.
ReplyDeleteYou are pretty. You are very pretty. You seem really cold, though. So I'll pass.
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