Poll: Does anyone think that it wasn't Patrick Rodgers who wrote the disparaging comment on "Advice to Slumming It"? Because he swears up and down that it wasn't him. Ha!
It seems that I am not the only one to whom D. Patrick Rodgers, I mean "Anonymous", is offering health related advice! (Remember him, the one who referred to himself as sweet and beautiful in the comment thread on "Advice to Slumming It"?) Click here for a Nashville Cream post written by none other than D.Patrick Rodgers, aka "Anonymous" There appears to be a very familiar line in the Cream post with reference to getting tested, presumably for venereal disease. Perhaps he thought it was so nice, that he had to use it twice!
Hey "Anonymous", you might be the one who needs to "get tested". You and your friends may be able to swing a group rate, since you all fuck the same girl(s)!!! Who's the big loser now?
On second thought, I'm sure that it's all one big coincidence. LOLZ.
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Anonymoose is so very Freudian. Is he a youngster? Only a youngster could be so textbook and completely clueless about it. Freshman psyche rearing its head, the obsession with "testing" must come from the anxiety he feels from the strange things happening within his own body. My advice to dear, young, Anonymoose: Haul ass to the nearest free clinic and get that "ingrown hair" that isn't quite on your underwear line, checked out. While you're there, grab a handful of their free rubbers and lock that shit down while visiting your old "haunts".
ReplyDeleteTMYK! Growing up is as hard as your crotch when the town bicycle goes wandering by. Be smart, dearest Anonymoose, and ye shall go far, un-skanked.
I love psycho and fugly!
ReplyDelete@captainchaos: Psycho and fugly is great in theory, but not in reality. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteWhat an asshole.
ReplyDeleteThe D must stand for Douchebag!
ReplyDeleteHe definitely did it. Now, will you please stop posting about this uninteresting douchebag? More sex parties, please. Thank you.
ReplyDelete@most recent anonymous: Ha! I thought you people were over sex party posts? I will not be writing any more sex party themed one acts, but if there is a guest blogger (I'm looking at you Ginger Bear) who'd care to take on such a task, I'd certainly publish it.
ReplyDeleteThe only reason I ever rehashed D Patrick on this blog was because he really fucking pissed me off when he posted that speculative and insulting comment. At the time, I barely knew the person with whom he accused me of fucking. In fact, I was under the impression that Seth was Patrick's friend. I'm sure they aren't friends anymore. Not after that. Also, I think that it is very, very funny that he called himself "sweet and beautiful"!!! That will never stop being funny to me. Ever.
Aw! Anonymous misses me!
ReplyDelete@Black Cat:
ReplyDeleteThere have been several recent inquiries (via private correspondence) as to your identity. You are a star!!! Too bad you are a fictional character in a fictional account of something that never happened. #iwishuwereforrealz
Coming (IKTR) Soon: 2X2-Way: A One Act by Ginger Bear.
ReplyDeleteGinger Bear:
ReplyDeleteI hope one of the characters is a beautiful princess!!