Set List

Hi Readers!

I'm sure you've read the "About Me" (hint:  It's about ME!) section on this blog.  You've probably noticed that it says I'm a sometime stand-up comedian.  That is not a lie.  I just haven't performed in public for a while.  Great News?!  I have two shows scheduled in the near future!  The first of which is a "secret show". I really mean that--I'm telling only those on a need-to-know basis.  I will announce the second show on here, given that the first show isn't a complete disaster.

With the help of close friends--Eli, Emily, and Chris--I developed all new material and I think the result is a unique and (obviously) funny set.   Here is my set list*:

Intro-List of Grievances


Regular Kroger

Remix to Ignition

It gets better!

More Grievances (Rider)

Osama Bin Laden

Date Rape

Gettin' Paid

Groupon

Anal

Charlie Sheen

Conclusion-Cocaine

*Set list is subject to change/editing
 
So I hope I've piqued your interest enough for you to possibly come to a show.  If all goes well *fingers crossed* my goal is to take this act on the road.  Yes, I'm talking about a fucking comedy tour!  It's been a long time coming.
 
Love, BV

p.s.

R. Kelly, if you are out there and you are reading this, thank you for being an inspiration!!  Much love! xoxoxoxoxoxo