NSFW: A One Act Play

 NSFW

A One Act Play

By:  Blue Velvet

Starring:

White Cat

Black Cat

Captain America

Opening Scene:

It is a tedious evening in a dull town.  White Cat arrives at The Black Lodge, after a long night of drinking and taking pharmies.  Black Cat, sipping whiskies and smoking cigarettes, welcomes White Cat to The Lodge.

White Cat:  I am soooo drunk!  I want some more whiskies!

Black Cat:  Let me pour you a glass!  Let's celebrate!

WC:  (sipping on fresh whiskies)  I have an idea.  Let's have a sex party!

BC:  That's a great idea!  I'm so glad we can have sex parties again now that we've been tested for feline AIDS.  We are FIV negative!  Getting tested was the best suggestion Calico Kitten has ever given us.  Who should we invite?

WC:  Here, here!  Let the sex partyin' commence!  Well, Motorhead is out of town.  (checks Facebook)  Oh, look, Captain America is online.  Maybe he wants to sex party?!

BC:  Yes!  Invite Captain America.  He's cute!

(White Cat messages Captain America re: potential sex party.  Captain America responds to White Cat via text message.)

Captain America:  Sexxx party!

WC:  Yes.  Come over.

CA:  I'm pretty hammered....don't imagine I'm going anywhere that isn't here.

WC:  Lamesies!

CA:  Perhaps, but I've got a super comfortable California King sized bed that I prefer sleeping in.  And intend to sleep in it.  What are you two up to right now, anyways?

WC:  Partyin' in our king sized bed.  We are pretty.

CA:  I know you are, but my bed is bigger and more comfortable.

WC:  Well, this coke isn't going to snort itself.

CA:  Is it going to bring itself to me?  'Cause that'd be very helpful coke.  Is this sexxx party at this point just two hot women and some coke?

WC:  What more do you need?

CA:  Not a thing, just curious.  Where do you live, anyway?  You should live [closer to me] and make this sorta thing easier.

WC:  We live at The Black Lodge.

CA:  Google says you could be here in nine minutes.

WC:  See you in nine minutes.  Safe travels.

CA:  Yeah, except I'm staying here.  I'm not putting on pants or driving anywhere right now.

WC:  Lame.

CA:  Bring the party here or forever hold your peace.

WC:  We are too sexxx partyin' for that.

CA:  Well, it sounds like your sexxx party just involves texting invites at this point.  Bring the travelling road show this way, or hit me up sooner next time.

WC:  It could have been YOUR sexxx party!  Next time!

CA:  Can I see any visual examples of what I might be missing?

(White Cat consults with Black Cat.  Black Cat disrobes and a sexy, but tasteful photo shoot begins.)

WC (to BC):  I think this is the money shot!  Push your boobs closer together.  Captain America is going to love this one.  (WC sends a high quality, NSFW photo to CA.)

---Fade to Black---

End Scene 

Epilogue:
The next day.

CA:  (referring to the photo)  I just woke up to this.  It's a shame I didn't take you up on the offer.  I missed out.  I hope I can still get invites to future sexxx parties.  I'll be there with bells on.

WC:  Ha!  I don't remember any of this, but those are definitely Black Cat's tits.