I'm going to be RICH!!!!!

Imagine my delight when I opened my inbox to be greeted with this!!  I'm going to be so rich!

Hello my friend

We are seya gold miners in Mali, we have gold dust for sell in our company,

We need serious buyer to contact us for the trasanction,

We have peace of land full of gold we need money to develop the Land,

This is the reason we are Looking for a serious buyer for the Trasanction,

PURITY ………… 96.6%

CARATS…………...22.6 CARATS. PRICE .$24, 000,

Contact us for more information.

Naturally, I replied immediately!


Dear Seydou Sissoko,

Thank you so very much for informing me of this lucrative offer to purchase gold dust!  I happen to have $24,000 and then some in my bank account.  I considered using these funds for a month-long stay at drug/alcohol rehab, but I've decided to continue to pollute my body and mind.  I believe that investing my precious monies with you, a stranger who randomly sent me an email laden with spelling and grammatical errors, is clearly the better option.  Before I send you a cashier's check, I have a few questions:

1--Can I snort the gold dust?

2--I've heard of Bali, but not Mali.  Where the fuck is Mali and how are you certain there is gold there?  Is it located at the end of a rainbow or something?

3--Did you get my email address from my blog?  If so, many thanks for your readership!  

I look forward to hearing from you very soon.  I'm so excited!

Kind Regards,

KC